Step into the crypt and crack open the vault—Beard Monster is back. Well, for a limited time.
We’re dropping a special, limited-edition beard oil set featuring five of our most infamous retired fragrances, brought back from the dead by popular demand. Each 15 ml skull bottle (that’s 2.5 oz total) is filled with our signature blend of almond, jojoba, and meadowfoam oils—plus a hit of tea tree, grapefruit, and lavender to keep your beard healthy, soft, and smelling absolutely legendary.
For the Diehards
We made this set to honor the diehards. The lifers. The folks who’ve been with us since the early Beard Monster days—back when we were still figuring out the formula and scrawling labels with sharpies.
You've been asking for these scents to return for years, and we heard you. So we cracked the vault, pulled out the five wildest, weirdest, most-loved fragrances from our early years, and brought them back for one last ride:
Impaler – Clove, rose, and bergamot in perfect balance
Revenant – Smoky vanilla, sandalwood, citrus, and musk
Ectoplasm – Sweet tangerine and antique cedar
Zombie Kilmeister – Whiskey, orange, and just a little spooky
Sentinel – Frankincense, vetiver, spice, and wasteland dust
Bonus Throwback: Free Button Inside
Every kit comes with a free pinback button featuring our revamped vintage Beard Monster logo. Whether you’ve got it pinned to a guitar strap, a jacket, or that sagging spot on your car’s ceiling, it’s a little badge of honor for the real ones.
Limited Run—No Restocks
This is a small batch drop. Once it's gone, that's it. No restocks. No second chances. Just nostalgic carnage, bottled up and ready for your beard.
Get yours now before the vault slams shut.