
Escaped from the Vault Beard Oil Set
5 Classic Beard Monster Oils
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Step into the crypt and crack open the vault—Beard Monster is back. Well, for a limited time.
This limited edition beard oil set brings five of our most infamous fragrances out of retirement for one last ride. Each 15ml bottle (that’s 2.5 oz total) is packed with our premium beard oil blend—designed to keep your beard soft, nourished, and smelling like a legend.
Inside the bundle:
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Impaler – Sweet clove & rose. A blend of rose, bergamot, and clove that manages not to go too far in any direction. Not too sweet, not too spicy, not too floral. A smooth, classical blend.
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Revenant – Heavy metal funeral pyre. Powdery, woodsy sandalwood and vanilla with a musky, smoky back, and a sweet citrus top.
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Ectoplasm – Spooky tangerine. The sweet tang of tangerine with the warm, woodsy, vanilla-like profile of atlas cedar. Makes for a very antique, classic scent.
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Zombie Kilmeister – Old fashioned. Think whiskey, orange, and a touch of spooky.
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Sentinel – Wasteland avenger. An earthy, smoky blend of vetiver and frankincense with a kick of citrus and spice and a just-detectable boost of lavender at the top.
We’re only making a small batch of these, and when they’re gone—they’re gone for good.
No restocks. No second chances. Just pure, nostalgic carnage.
Plus, each set includes a free pinback button featuring our revamped vintage Beard Monster logo—perfect for your jacket, bag, or guitar strap, or that sagging material on the ceiling of your car.
This one’s for the diehards. The lifers. The true Beard Monsters.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Due to the small bach nature of our business, we delays happens from time to time. But most orders ship in a day or two. Need to return something? Just let us know. We're pretty cool.
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