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Natural & Sustainable

Everything is made with naturally derived ingredients.

Small Family Business

Our products are made by us - a husband and wife in Longview, WA.

Handmade in Washington, USA

Everything is made by American artisans (us).

Small Batch Quality

When nothing is mass produced, quality assurance is much simpler.

Escaped from the Vault

Throwback Beard Monster oil set. Limited time only.

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Signature Creations

The most popular concoctions our mad scientists are churning out at the moment.

Soap Sample Pack

Soap Sample Pack

$ 20.00 USD

Soap Sample Pack

$ 20.00 USD
Beard Oil Sample Pack

Beard Oil Sample Pack

$ 20.00 USD

Beard Oil Sample Pack

$ 20.00 USD
The Sinister Stash - Flesh & Mane

The Sinister Stash - Flesh & Mane

$ 69.00 USD

The Sinister Stash - Flesh & Mane

$ 69.00 USD
Beard Oil

Beard Oil

$ 10.00 USD

Beard Oil

$ 10.00 USD
Fragrance - Eau de Parfum

Fragrance - Eau de Parfum

$ 7.00 USD

Fragrance - Eau de Parfum

$ 7.00 USD
Deodorant

Deodorant

$ 9.00 USD

Deodorant

$ 9.00 USD
Hair Shampoo & Conditioner Combo

Hair Shampoo & Conditioner Combo

Regular price  $ 16.00 USD Sale price  $ 15.00 USD

Hair Shampoo & Conditioner Combo

Sale price  $ 15.00 USD Regular price  $ 16.00 USD
Fragrance Sample Pack

Fragrance Sample Pack

$ 25.00 USD

Fragrance Sample Pack

$ 25.00 USD